Joke:AFRICANROULETTEThenewAmericanAmbassadorwasbeingentertainedbyanAfricanDiplomat.TheyhadspentthedaydiscussingtheprogressthecountryhadmadewiththeRussiansbefore...

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Joke:CoincidenceAmanwalksintoabar,sitsdownandordersatriplemartini.Thebartendersays"Whatacoincidence,theonlyotherpersonatthebaristhatbeautifulwomanattheotherend....

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Joke:BillGatesBillGatesdiesinacaraccident.Hefindshimselfinpurgatory,beingsizedupbyGod"Well,Bill,I'mreallyconfusedonthiscall;I'mnotsurewhethertosendyoutoHeavenor...

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Joke:son-in-lawA60yearoldwomancamehomeonedayandheardstrangenoisesinherbedroom.Sheopenedthedooranddiscoveredher40yearolddaughterplayingwithavibrator."Whatareyoud...

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Joke:WomenASikh,anItalian%26amp;aFrenchmanweredrinkinginapubwhenthesubjectofWOMANcameupintheirconversation.TheItaliansaid,inItalywetreatthewomanlikeaguitar.Wepr...

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Joke:AboutDriversWhat'sthefirstthingthatcometoyourmindwhenyouseeaChinesemandrivingaBMW3series?*ApimpWhat'sthefirstthingthatcomestoyourmindwhenyouseeaMalaymandri...

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OldManAndDonkeyTherewasanoldman,aboyandadonkey.Theyweregoingtotownanditwasdecidedthattheboyshouldride.Astheywentalongtheypassedsomepeoplewhothoughtthatitwasasha...

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Bushgotsomethingwrongwithhisbrain.Aftermedicalexamination,doctortellshim:Yourbrainhastwoparts:oneisleft,andanotherisright.Yourleftbrainhasnothingright,Yourright...

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AGuidetoU.S.Newspapers1.TheWallStreetJournalisreadbythepeoplewhorunthecountry.2.TheNewYorkTimesisreadbypeoplewhothinktheyrunthecountry.3.TheWashingtonPostisread...

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中国家庭并不常用电话答录机（AnsweringMachine),但在北美家庭，几乎家家都用。外来电话拨入时，若该电话号码的主人不在，就会让拨入者听到一段留言，这叫Answer。绝大多数的Answer都是千篇一律的：说明主人不在，请拨入者留下简短信息及姓名电话号码等。　　以下几则特别的Answer体现了美国佬的幽默，你能...

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人之初：Atthebeginingoflife.性本善：Sexisgood.性相近：Basically,allthesexaresame.习相远：Butitdependsonhowthewayyoudoit.苟不教：Ifyoudonotpractiseallthetime.性乃迁：Sexwillleaveyou..教之...

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Youareoneoftwopeopleonamalfunctioningairplanewithonlyoneparachute.*Pessimist:*yourefusetheparachutebecauseyoumightdieinthejumpanyway.*Optimist:*yourefusethepara...

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Scene:TheWildWebCelebrationasGoogleBuysDejawww.google.com:　Andnow,Deja,youareabsorbed.www.deja.com:　Good,Ilovebeingcalledgoogle.　CanIbegoogleplex?www.google.com...

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AwomancalledtheCanonhelpdeskwithaproblemwithherprinter.Thetechaskedherifshewas"runningitunderWindows."Thewomanresponded,"No,mydeskisnexttothedoor.Butthat'sagood...

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SignsseenaroundtheWorldCocktaillounge,Norway:LADIESAREREQUESTEDNOTTOHAVECHILDRENINTHEBAR.AtaBudapestzoo:PLEASEDONOTFEEDTHEANIMALS.IFYOUHAVEANYSUITABLEFOOD,GIVEI...

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From:"MrFBI"Newsgroups:alt.humor,alt.jokes,alt.tasteless.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes,aus.jokes,eunet.jokes,rec.humorSubject:HarvardGraduatesDate:Sun,18Feb200122:5...

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Aburglarbrokeintoahouseonenight.Heshonehisflashlightaround,lookingforvaluables,andwhenhepickedupaCDplayertoplaceinhissack,astrange,disembodiedvoiceechoedfromthe...

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TheEuropeanCommissionhasjustannouncedanaggreementwherebyEnglishwillbetheofficiallanguageoftheEUratherthanGerman,whichwastheotherpossibility.Aspartofhernegotiati...

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AdrunkstaggersintoaCatholicChurch,entersaconfessionalbox,sitsdownbutsaysnothing.　ThePriestcoughsafewtimestogethisattentionbutthedrunkjustsitsthere.　FinallythePr...

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有一块寓学于嘻的天地往往为英语自学者所忽视。这块天地就是发表在英语刊物边边角角里的英语绕口令、谜语和幽默。任何语言大致都有三个层次：语音、词汇和语法。狭义而言，学习语言实际上就是要掌握语言的这三个层次。而英语绕口令。谜语和幽默对于英语的每个层次都有涉及，堪称英语自学者的良师益友。　　许多同学在学习英语语音的时候，往往受...

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